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Doesn’t sound like much, does it? Yet given the way I work, that’s going basically translate into dog time.
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A movie entirely based upon the idea of a creepy old pervert filming his young, talentless, flash in the pan wife literally rolling around in the nude for the edification of the raincoat crowd. Apparently it offers, for the love of all that is unholy, an expanded cut. The DVD runs seven minutes longer than that. In a cruel, Lovecraftian jest, the IMDB lists the movie at a still utterly appalling 107 minutes. That’s the first thing I realize when I pop this…thing…into my DVD player. It certainly lived up to its purpose, delivered as it was in the best Christmas spirit: With good ill to men, and to all a good blight. The idea is to inflict a film upon one of our comrades, one designed to deliver maximum pain.
Recently, the B-Masters Cabal decided to observe our 10 th anniversary with a second round of (not so) Secret Santa. Sadly, the film indeed proved bad, but in a boring slog sort of fashion, and we never repeated that exact experiment again. In honor of the event, we were decked out in suits and ties, formal dresses, and even a tuxedo or two. Those who think bad movie mocking began with MST3K will be shocked to hear that my circle of high school friends, the self-styled The Group, attended the opening night of the film. Upon review, I found I remembered very little of it). I saw Tarzan The Ape Man in the theater in fact, it was a memorable night.
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After that John retired, more or less, although Bo would occasionally pop up in a movie or guest star on some TV show. This was followed by 1984’s Bolero (or Bo-lero, as it was advertised Ravel’s Bolero was the piece of music Bo made Dudley Moore play as they had sex in 10) and finally the execrable Ghosts Can’t Do It in 1989. The first was our current subject, released in 1981. Seizing this opportunity, John and Bo made several truly hideous nudie films together. However, Bo had by that time became an instant international sex symbol, by starring as the titular numerals in Blake Edward’s 1979 sex comedy 10. She was 20, he was fifty.* Getting on in years, he gave up on seeking a yet even younger model, and stuck with Bo until his death in 1998.Īs with Ursula and Linda, Derek shot Bo for several Playboy spreads. In 1968 John married Linda Evans, who was 26, and they divorced in 1974. John Derek married her in 1957 (she was 21), and they divorced in 1966. His system was to trade in one wife for a younger model every decade or so.įirst there was Ursula Andress, famously the first Bond girl.
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To achieve this goal, he went on to marry a series of nearly identical-looking buxom blonds, shooting each in turn for Playboy photospreads. At this point Derek apparently aspired to become the American Roger Vadim. He was married to actress Pati Behrs, but they divorced in 1956.
Once there was a beefcake actor named John Derek.